August 2012
2 posts
WatchYeah don’t watch.
July 2012
95 posts
1 tag
Fuck you society, everybody is beautiful.
Must. Get. Off. Tumblr. And. Quizazz. So. I. Can....
"All 1D fans are about 12 years old"
horny-for-homosexuals:
one-durexion-condoms:
Reblog if you’re a directioner and older than 12 years old.
1 tag
Unfortunately, 90% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
zayn-turnsmeon:
Yup. Great eye sight.
One Direction's Kryptonite♥: Preference #25: How... →
one-directions-kryptonite-girl:
Louis: You two always tangle your feet legs together while he holds you by your stomach.
Zayn: He usually is a little on top of you while you guys are side sleeping. He wraps his arm under your armpit and across to your shoulder making sure your safe.
Liam: Your usually on top of him…
One Direction’s sex noises.
You’re welcome.
story of my life
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
The first day of school.
sodamnrelatable:
Everybody else:
Me:
via sodamnrelatable
Only 65% of the directioners knew 1D before...
Snape applies for the Dark Arts position for the...
Dumbledore: Ah, Professor Snape, let's see... what are your qualifications?
Snape: I knew more dark spells before I entered Hogwarts than most fully grown wizards. I have seen first hand what the Death Eaters are capable of. I risk my life for the student body every year by defending them against the Dark Arts. I am a skilled Occlumens. I got top marks in every single class I took at Hogwarts. I passed all my O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s. with flying colours. I am a spy for the Order and a good guy. Even the worthless moronic dunderheads seem to pass my classes. I don't have Voldemort attached to my head. Nor am I a fraud. Or disguised using Polyjuice Potion -
Dumbledore: Yes, that's all good and well. Are you interested in killing Harry Potter?
Snape: Of course not.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Severus, I'm going to have to decline your application.
Doctor Who fans: New season this year!
Sherlock fans: New season this year!
Glee fans: New season this year!
Hunger Games fans: New movie this year!
Starkid fans: New musical this year!
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans: I want to die.
